My Awkwardness · Things that bother me

Expectations Versus Reality: College

I survived my first week of college, but I totally wasn’t prepared for it.

EXPECTATION: I’m gonna make so many friends!
REALITY: I eat lunch alone every day. Not a single person has spoken to me all week. I’ve also found that I have zero interest in making friends with these idiots.

EXPECTATION: I’m gonna meet a hot guy and we’re gonna fall in love.
REALITY: Boys don’t talk to me. I think I scare them all away with my constant scowling.

EXPECTATION: OMG college classes are gonna be so hard!
REALITY: Business Calculus is an insult to my intelligence.

EXPECTATION: I’m gonna work really hard this year and go to all me classes and do all me homework.
REALITY: I already gave up. Plus, no one gives a rat’s ass if you show up to class or not.

EXPECTATION: I’ll have so much freedom and it’ll be great!
REALITY: I have no idea what to do with myself. I wish I had someone to tell me what to do.

Moral of the story: College kinda sucks. And I am a friendless loser.

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