I don’t even know why I’m posting this on here.
But I was outside looking at some flowers. I thought a really fat bug must have landed on my arm or something so i flicked it off.
It wasn’t a bug. It was a poo. Im so mad. Thats what I get for going outside. At least it didn’t get in my hair… But I’m never standing under a tree ever again.
I was tryna take this picture when it happened.
Moral of the story: NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE EVER