My life hasn’t been very funny lately, and I was debating whether or not I should even keep this blog up. But I like the concept of it. I really like what it used to be, but then life got a little to busy and a little sad and kinda boring, so I didn’t post much. I’ve deleted a few posts that I decided I don’t agree with anymore/didn’t deserve to see the light of day. I’d really like to go back to writing funny anecdotes from my life again, but honestly most of my day now consists of scrolling through twitter looking up what rights I’ve lost today (And its only been a week! 207 more weeks to go!).
Speaking of which…
I stop blogging for six months and then the whole world turned upside down? I really should have documented all of this. I mean seriously, Donald J. Trump: Our president. Who’da thunk? Every other day my parents seem to mention how this is a sign of doomsday approaching. Really though, I wouldn’t be surprised if the apocalypse happens soon. I should stock up on canned food. You know, I’ve always wanted to try one of those straws that filters out dirty water. I think I’ve watched enough survival shows on tv that I could build a yurt in the woods or something. It doesn’t look that hard.
I lost my train of thought.
You know what else I lost? My faith in the American Political System! *Ba dum tsss*
But who knows? Maybe my next blog post will be from a yurt in the middle of the woods… or a camp. I’m just kidding that was really dark. Let’s hope it doesn’t get that far. On the bright side, I’m a Canadian citizen. So if it doesn’t work out here, I can always seek refuge in The Land Of Maple Syrup. I don’t know what you’re going to do, though. I hope you have a plan. We can’t all go to Canada, can we? (No seriously, can we? Cuz that’d be great.)
Moral of the story: I’m scared.
(P.S. Lindsay Lohan is Muslim now and raising awareness about Syria? That’s cool.)