Today is my first day of college. Wish me luck! And good luck to anyone else starting today!
I was playing the game “Would You Rather” with a small child, and the following conversation happened: Me: would you rather have $100,000 or live forever? Her: I would want to live forever. Me: But everyone you know and love would die. Her: That’s fine. Me: *backs away slowly* Moral of the story: Kids say… Continue reading A child’s logic
I like babies. And pudding.
Do I even need a reason? They’re little monsters. Yesterday we had an impromptu graduation party for my cousin and I. It was…interesting. My cousins brought along their cousin. She’s five years old and she’s an over privileged little twerp. We didn’t want them to make a mess in our bedrooms, so my sister and… Continue reading Why I Hate Children
My news feed is full of posts about marriage and love at the moment. I thought I’d weigh in. Do I believe in love? Sure. Do I believe in love at first sight? Nope. I think you learn to love people. I know there are all these people who say they fell in love at… Continue reading What About Love?
My name is Awkward Muslim Girl, and I’m addicted to Netflix. There. I said it. Gah. Seriously though, I think I have a real problem. I’ve been staying up into the wee hours of the morning watching some stupid show that I don’t even like just because its right there. I feel like that’s all… Continue reading Netflix Ruined My Life
Why is it that the people who have straight A’s and are super “book smart” never have any real brains? I know tons of people who claim to have a 4.0 yet they still seem like they’re idiots. The world lacks common sense. Why isn’t there a deductive reasoning portion of the ACT/SAT? I would… Continue reading Smart People are Really Stupid
Eid Mubarak! I know its a little late for that but I didn’t have time to blog since Ramadan ended. But I’m gonna be blogging a lot from now on so get used to it! I was looking through my posts from the past month and they are just awkward and depressing. Imma get awkward… Continue reading Mehndi Laga Ke Rakhna
This one gets me every time.
Its almost over! Well, it pretty much is over. And now is the part where you look back at the month and reflect on how great it went. Well…my Ramadan didn’t actually go too great. I don’t know what happened. Part of me wants to blame it on the fact that Ramadan was in the… Continue reading Ramadan Reflection