1. Koalas are actually really ugly when you look at them close up.
2. Today I realized I’m gonna be an awful housewife because I suck at ironing things. I burned my hand while I was trying to iron my dad’s shirt.
3. I ate half a cheesecake by myself. And there’s a pie downstairs calling my name.
4. I really don’t want to go to school tomorrow.
5. Thor has nice abs.
7. I’m behind on all my shows.
8. I never finished that episode of Sherlock.
9. How does tumblr work?
10. Danielle Jonas has terrible grammar.