I wrote this last year in my Creative Writing class. I have no memory of actually writing this but I remember the only thing the teacher gave us for the prompt was the title “Lost and Found” and for some reason this is how I interpreted it. So…enjoy. Or don’t enjoy. I suppose that’s up… Continue reading Lost and Found (a short story)
I forgot to blog today. This is the blog for today. I am not sorry. Moral of the story: deal with it.
We have reached the halfway point for my daily blogging adventure. All I have to say is THANK FREAKING GOODNESS ITS ALMOST OVER. It’s not that I don’t like blogging, but at this point I’ve run out of things to say and blogging has become a chore. It’ll be eleven o clock at night and… Continue reading Halfway There, 100 Followers, and Story Time?!
I’m just going to list them because who doesn’t like lists, right? 1. The song Home by Daughter 2. Online Shopping (don’t judge me!) 3. Thor. Not the movie. Just his face. 4. Jennifer Lawrence pre haircut 5. 2 Broke Girls 6. Kat Dennings 7. Jalepeno Kettle Chips 8. The Great Gatsby (I just freaking… Continue reading My Current Obsessions
Lately when things that I don’t like happen, I’ve found myself screaming “THIS IS NOT OKAY.” I wish I was kidding. But I’ve actually been doing it. I’ve also been yelling at inanimate objects, but that’s a post for another time. Things that are not okay: 1. When bananas have those stupid little strings on… Continue reading Things That Are Not Okay
Before you start yelling at me and telling me I’m haram: 1. I do not currently (nor have I ever) had a man friend*. 2. I will not have a man friend until I get married, cuz I am not a floozy (no offense). 3. This post is not about boys. Its about me being… Continue reading I Need a Man Friend
You bet your ass I do! School is stressful. Essays are stressful. Stress is stressful. Here’s a blog post about stress: http://thetipsyelephant.wordpress.com/2013/11/10/titles-are-stressful/
1. Koalas are actually really ugly when you look at them close up. 2. Today I realized I’m gonna be an awful housewife because I suck at ironing things. I burned my hand while I was trying to iron my dad’s shirt. 3. I ate half a cheesecake by myself. And there’s a pie downstairs… Continue reading Ten Random Thoughts
Why? Because it fuels my inferiority complex. I never used to be the type of person who wanted acceptance from other people. I had no desire to be one of the popular girls, or be the funny girl, or even have a ton of friends. And then Facebook happened. And then twitter. And then instagram.… Continue reading Social Networking Gives Me Anxiety
This. Just this. Good night. (Also, thank y’all for the birthday wishes and duas for my grandmother. Jazakallah khair.)