I hate learning. Let me rephrase that. I hate learning useless crap. I learned most of this stuff in highschool and I can’t pay attention to it now because its not new to me. Like math and English and economics. They already taught me this stuff. Its not interesting the second time. The result? Procrastination.… Continue reading College Update: I Fail At Life
Shut up. It was supposed to be punny. So, last Sunday I went to the eye doctor to get contacts. Mind you, I think I look better with glasses. I just wanted contacts so I could wear cute nonprescription sunglasses. Anyway, before they let you leave with a trial set, they show you how to… Continue reading Eye Can’t Do It
Its rush week at my university [for the sake a anonymity, let’s just say I go to Monsters University ;)], so there was a massive activities fair going on all day. I have to admit, its pretty awesome. There’s free food and good music and all the booths are giving away candy or keychains or… Continue reading Dónde Está The MSA?!
I survived my first week of college, but I totally wasn’t prepared for it. EXPECTATION: I’m gonna make so many friends! REALITY: I eat lunch alone every day. Not a single person has spoken to me all week. I’ve also found that I have zero interest in making friends with these idiots. EXPECTATION: I’m gonna… Continue reading Expectations Versus Reality: College
My name is Awkward Muslim Girl, and I’m addicted to Netflix. There. I said it. Gah. Seriously though, I think I have a real problem. I’ve been staying up into the wee hours of the morning watching some stupid show that I don’t even like just because its right there. I feel like that’s all… Continue reading Netflix Ruined My Life
Eid Mubarak! I know its a little late for that but I didn’t have time to blog since Ramadan ended. But I’m gonna be blogging a lot from now on so get used to it! I was looking through my posts from the past month and they are just awkward and depressing. Imma get awkward… Continue reading Mehndi Laga Ke Rakhna
I’m talking about life. Is anyone else feeling this? Summer is practically over. You know what happens after that? Life happens. And I am definitely not prepared for it. I have to be an adult now. At least, as much of an adult as my mother will let me be. Its still a scary thing… Continue reading Slow The Eff Down!
I don’t remember writing this, but junior year me must have had one heck of a sense of humor. This is the kind of embarrassing things I find when I’m cleaning my room.
I am an awkward duck. I was destined to be an awkward duck. Quack. No seriously, I’m beginning to think I am the epitome of awkward. Like, forget failing the driving test. I can’t even get in line at the DMV without feeling nauseous. Why am I telling you this? I dunno. I think I’m… Continue reading Why I Can’t Get My License
Ramadan Mubarak! Its 1:05am and I’m waiting for my samosas to bake so I can eat them for sehri in two hours. I can’t think of anything better to do (That’s a complete lie. I could be praying or reading Quran or learning about the prophets right now, but I currently do not have the… Continue reading Random Awkwardness