YOU GUISE! I got offered a fake ID. This means I’m officially a college student. Also, fake IDs are so expensive! What had happened was… So there’s this dude who was in my English class last semester, and he missed a bunch of classes, so one of my friends in that class gave him my… Continue reading Do You Want To Buy A Fake ID?
There’s this annoying kid in my math class who takes the bus with me sometimes. He always used to ask me about math class and walk me to my classroom when I got off the bus and it was the most awkward thing ever. And then one day he just stopped talking to me. And… Continue reading A Boy Watched Me Sleep on the Bus
Before you start yelling at me and telling me I’m haram: 1. I do not currently (nor have I ever) had a man friend*. 2. I will not have a man friend until I get married, cuz I am not a floozy (no offense). 3. This post is not about boys. Its about me being… Continue reading I Need a Man Friend
I hate learning. Let me rephrase that. I hate learning useless crap. I learned most of this stuff in highschool and I can’t pay attention to it now because its not new to me. Like math and English and economics. They already taught me this stuff. Its not interesting the second time. The result? Procrastination.… Continue reading College Update: I Fail At Life