I finally graduated college. Alhamdulillah. For a long time there it felt like it would never end. But now it’s over. Still, I can’t quite shake this feeling like I’m forgetting something. It feels like I have some assignment due that I’m forgetting about. Maybe it’s the subconscious acknowledgement of unemployment. I see everyone around… Continue reading Progress (?)
I haven’t posted anything in a long time. BUT I’ve been ranting and answering questions on tumblr, so like, check me out, maybe? I hope you all had a good new years. I spent mine in a blanket fort with teddy bears and leftover pasta. It was fantastic. That’s not sarcasm, that’s just my idea… Continue reading Really belated post about new years from my drafts
In my Gender and Women’s Studies class, we were discussing the topic of sex tourism. This girl was explaining the concept to me very politely, while her male friend sat between us and listened. If you are unfamiliar with sex tourism, it is commodification of having a sexual experience with an “exotic” partner. Sorta. Basically… Continue reading Does My Disinterest in Sex Offend You?
I don’t know why, but for some reason my dad thought it was a good idea to commute with me this morning. I hate when he does this because he always makes me rush for no good reason and then I get flustered and forget a lot of things. I forced myself out of bed… Continue reading I had a rough morning
Today was my last day of school! I had one exam today and now I’m DONE. I had two projects due over the weekend and a ton of stuff to do and zero motivation to do it. I personally would like to blame the internet. And then there was a whole fiasco with turning in… Continue reading Last day of school
I feel like I mention my friends a lot on here but I hardly ever talk about my sister, which is completely unfair now that I think about it. After a recent epiphany about our relationship, I’ve decided she deserves more recognition. I feel like I do the most exciting/stupid/hilarious stuff with my sister and… Continue reading My Sister is Better Than Yours
YOU GUISE! I got offered a fake ID. This means I’m officially a college student. Also, fake IDs are so expensive! What had happened was… So there’s this dude who was in my English class last semester, and he missed a bunch of classes, so one of my friends in that class gave him my… Continue reading Do You Want To Buy A Fake ID?
Well this is awkward. Hi. I’m baaaaaack. Didya miss me? Of course you didn’t. But now I’m back whether you like it or not so tough biscuits. I have no idea how long it’s been since I last posted and for the few (2) people who were actually reading this blog on a regular basis,… Continue reading OMG WHUT I’M BACK?! ALSO: UPDATES, LIFE, SCHOOL, VALENTINES DAY
You bet your ass I do! School is stressful. Essays are stressful. Stress is stressful. Here’s a blog post about stress: http://thetipsyelephant.wordpress.com/2013/11/10/titles-are-stressful/
This post is long overdue. This morning I was running late for the bus (…as usual) and somehow I got all red lights on the way to the bus stop. Now, this bus will take you from this particular stop, to all the way to my school. And I take the last bus going inbound.… Continue reading Why I Hate Public Transportation