I have never understood Christian holidays. Especially since everything has become a gift-giving holiday, but nothing confuses me more than Easter. If someone would be kind enough to explain it to me, I’d be more than happy to listen. But for now, here’s what I just don’t understand. Jesus “died for our sins” on the… Continue reading A Confused Muslim’s View of Easter
YOU GUISE! I got offered a fake ID. This means I’m officially a college student. Also, fake IDs are so expensive! What had happened was… So there’s this dude who was in my English class last semester, and he missed a bunch of classes, so one of my friends in that class gave him my… Continue reading Do You Want To Buy A Fake ID?
Sup? I haven’t blogged in a whole month…I’ve been wanting to, but I think that daily blogging thing just sucked all the fun out of it for a while. Just so we’re clear, I am never every doing that again. It was awful and I wouldn’t recommend it. But um yeah…here’s what’s been going on… Continue reading Life UpdateThing….
I was playing the game “Would You Rather” with a small child, and the following conversation happened: Me: would you rather have $100,000 or live forever? Her: I would want to live forever. Me: But everyone you know and love would die. Her: That’s fine. Me: *backs away slowly* Moral of the story: Kids say… Continue reading A child’s logic
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