I don’t know. On Friday I discovered the heavenly, and embarrassingly scandalous, lyrical genius of Beyonce’s latest album. I’m obsessed with the song Partition, and as someone who absentmindedly sings while doing things around the house, my current worst fear is getting caught singing “he Monica Lewinskied all over my gown” at the top of… Continue reading Anecdotes from my weekend
YOU GUISE! I got offered a fake ID. This means I’m officially a college student. Also, fake IDs are so expensive! What had happened was… So there’s this dude who was in my English class last semester, and he missed a bunch of classes, so one of my friends in that class gave him my… Continue reading Do You Want To Buy A Fake ID?
I forgot to blog today. This is the blog for today. I am not sorry. Moral of the story: deal with it.
Shut up. It was supposed to be punny. So, last Sunday I went to the eye doctor to get contacts. Mind you, I think I look better with glasses. I just wanted contacts so I could wear cute nonprescription sunglasses. Anyway, before they let you leave with a trial set, they show you how to… Continue reading Eye Can’t Do It
Ramadan Mubarak! Its 1:05am and I’m waiting for my samosas to bake so I can eat them for sehri in two hours. I can’t think of anything better to do (That’s a complete lie. I could be praying or reading Quran or learning about the prophets right now, but I currently do not have the… Continue reading Random Awkwardness